This is why there’s a shield between them on the Australian coat of arms.
WHAT IS EVEN HAPPENING WITH THAT EMU
I love how the other one is like “oh not again, Steve, come on. Let’s be rational. No, Steve, no— sigh there he goes.”
Once I was chased by an emu through a paddock and I still haven’t recovered
The biggest overreaction recorded in history.
Favorite scenes of Doctor Who 8.09 “Flatline”
▬ Doctor Oswald
MOVE BITCH, GET OUT OF THE WAY
If a catastrophe caused the Internet to crash, there are 7 people in the world who have keycards that can reboot the system when all 7 keys are used together. Source
It’s getting to the point where technology is indistinguishable from magic.
"Oh, no, the MASSIVE INTANGIBLE LIBRARY OF INFORMATION which allows humans all over the planet to communicate and share information has ceased functioning! Call upon the seven sages whom hold the artifacts which will repair it!"
Dude its even better than that, they have to journey to a certain location in america to combine their codes into the Master Code which can revive the internet.
The Osterhargen Key